Woebegone Wednesday In a more perfect world... • Des Moines Register would give Susan Stapleton and Courtney Crowder a paid vacation at a vegan spa to recuperate from their heroic coverage of junk food at the Iowa State Fair.
• Iowa media would tout the excellence of our food rather than its most indulgent excesses.
• Politicians would be forbidden to use all forms of the word “fight” in their campaign ads and would instead use the words “solve” and “cure.”
• People, especially politicians, would be outraged that Iowa's nitrate drinking water violations doubled in 2025 in comparison to the previous year, according to the Iowa DNR. At least enough to measure where in the rivers that feed Des Moines Water Works the nitrates originate.
Deals today • Guesthouse Tavern and Oyster (9500 University, West Des Moines) offers walleye dinner specials for $21 Wednesdays. • Fareways have a half-priced watermelon sale on Wednesdays for $2.99. • High Life Lounge (200 Second St., Des Moines) has a Wednesday special chicken fried steak for $11.99. • Fresh Thyme (2800 University Ave., West Des Moines) has $6 half slabs of ribs on Wednesdays. • Crouse Cafe's (111 E. Salem, Indianola) special today is breaded pork chops. • Sale Barn's (Lamoni) special today is fried chicken with potato salad. • The Empire's (223 Fourth St., Des Moines) Wednesday special is meatball sandwiches for $9. • Wednesday is biryani day with two for $20 at Desi Bites (3828 100th St.,, Urbandale. • Mariana's (1305 University Ave., Des Moines) offers asada tacos for $2 Wednesdays. • Talk Shop Lounge (3357 St. Charles Road, St. Charles) has a rib dinner deal Mondays, half slabs for $12, full racks $16. • The False Nine Social Club (206 Fifth St., Valley Junction) has hamburgers for $7 on Wednesdays. • B&B Grocery, Meat and Deli (2001 S.E. Sixth St., Des Moines) has Philly cheesesteak on special today.
• Waterfont's Wednesday special this week is monkfish. • Waveland Cafe (4708 University Ave., Des Moines) offers a wiener Wednesday special today. • Wednesdays are Chicago Italian beef sandwich day at Graziano Brothers (1601 S. Union St., Des Moines). • AJ's (Prairie Meadows) has a new early bird menu on Wednesday and Thursday from 4-6 p.m. Half-pound burgers with frites $15, pasta and chicken dinners, $20-22, seafood and steak dinners $27-30. Prime rib dinners for $30 all night. • Hy-Vees offer second sushi rolls for half price on Wednesdays. • Paula's (Elm Street at Sixth, Valley Junction) has a Wednesday Cuban sandwich special. • Jack’s Place (6112 S.W. Ninth, Des Moines) has 10 wings for $10 Wednesdays. • Wednesday at Short E's BBQ (8805 Chambray Blvd., Johnston) the special is ribs - $15 full racks, $10 half racks and $5 off rib dinners. • Whatcha Smokin? (Highway 17, Luther) has a brisket burnt ends special on Wednesdays. • Kelly's Little Nipper (1701 E. Grand Ave., Des Moines) offers any burger with a side for $10 on Wednesdays. • Toad's (302 State Ave., Des Moines) special today is wings with two sides for $12. • Exile (1514 Walnut St., Des Moines) offers a $12 burger basket with fries and a beer on Wednesdays. • Beaver Tap (4050 Urbandale Ave., Des Moines) offers $8 French toast or pancake breakfasts and $2 tacos, $9 wraps and $10 half pounds of wings on Wednesdays. • Johnny's Italian Steakhouses have a chicken Madeira special on Wednesdays before 4 p.m., $15 including beverage. • Smoking Goat Pub (3015 Merle Hay Road, Des Moines) has a $10 classic burger and beer all day. • Gilroy's (1238 Eighth St., West Des Moines) has all you can eat fried chicken dinners on Wednesdays, $23.99 after 5 p.m. • Wednesdays bring steak night to Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines). Steaks are cooked to order with salad, potato and bread, $14.99. • Angry Goldfish (2301 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) offers hot beef sandwiches with mashed potatoes and gravy for $11.50 on Wednesday. It's also hot beef sandwich day at Chicago Speakeasy (1520 Euclid Ave.) where the gravy is made with pan drippings. • Wine bottles are half price on Wednesdays at Trostel's Greenbriar (5910 Merle Hay Road, Johnston) and The Continental (407 E. Fifth St., Des Moines). • G Mig's (128 Fifth St., Valley Junction) offers a Wednesday special lasagna plus salad and garlic bread for $19.25. • Barntown's (9500 S.E. University Ave., West Des Moines) Wednesday specials are a pound of chicken tenders with fries and two sauces for $11.99, plus $13 core pitchers of beer. • Wednesday is Biryani Festival at Chowrastha (5910 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines). Buy two and a third is free. • Village Inns offer free pie with entrees on Wednesdays. • It's lasagna day at Maxie's Supper Club (1311 Grand Ave., West Des Moines) and breaded pork tenderloin day at Eastside Eddie's (3517 E. 26th St., Des Moines). • Chuck's (3610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines) offers $5 off pizza on Wednesdays. • Kwik Stars' Wednesday special is eight pieces of fried chicken for $10. Their fried chicken is ridiculously good for a convenience store. • On Wednesdays, flatbreads are $10 at Tito's Lounge (3916 N.W. Urbandale Drive, Urbandale). • Jethro's have $9.95 breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches, including a side of choice, on Wednesdays. • The Station on Ingersoll (3124 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has a Wednesday special of chopped cheeseburger with a side for $12.
• Price Choppers have sales through Monday on frozen tilapia fillets at $4.99/pound, blueberries at $2.50/pint and pork butt roasts at $1.50/pound. |