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Wednesday, Sept. 4, 2024
Good morning to you!

Blondes. Brunettes. Redheads. I thought hair color was limited to those three. Boy, was I wrong.

For natural hair colors, that small number may be close. But if you are dying your hair, you have up to 1,000 different choices, according to fantasyhairlovers.com. No, I did not make up that website.

Burnt sienna. Cornflower blue. Dusty lavender. Kelly green. Metallic copper. Mustard yellow. Peacock blue. Sandy blonde. Seafoam green. Sunflower yellow. Zinc blonde.

Keep in mind I have never dyed my hair, and I don’t have plans to do so anytime soon. Admittedly, I don’t have a lot of hair left to dye even if I wanted to, but I am OK with the gray that keeps creeping up my sideburns. Any hair on my head is good hair, I rationalize.

I come from a family of redheaded Irish people, but my hair was actually brown in my younger years. Mom, on the other hand, was proud of her red hair. As she aged, she kept dying it dark red in our kitchen sink. Maybe it was chartreuse, or dusty rose. I don’t know. She was just trying to hold off the gray hairs, until she finally gave up.

Human hair color is apparently the pigmentation of human hair follicles and shafts due to two types of melanin: eumelanin and pheomelanin. Coincidentally, I think those were the names of the two guys in Milli Vanilli. Maybe not. Anyway, the more melanin that is present, the darker the hair, apparently. Upon further study, I learned that the hair color tone depends on the ratio of black or brown eumelanin to yellow or red pheomelanin. I hope you got that all down, because I am not repeating it.

I will repeat this, though, and I do quite often. I had a coworker with dark hair who had a goatee most of his adult life. When the hair color of his mini-beard started to turn gray, he decided to dye it black. What he didn’t expect was it to look like a mink. The jet black goatee was shaved off immediately.

Some younger people opt to dye their hair purple, green or even gray. Or, maybe more accurately, pastel purple, mint green or lavender gray. I don’t get it, but I am probably not supposed to. I am not too far from permanently giving in to the Mr. Magoo look — natural vanilla.

Have a wonderful Wednesday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman
President and Publisher
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Clear Mortgage meteorology

Great weather continues today and tomorrow before rain chances move in Thursday. Temps cool after.

For help with pre-approvals or refinancing, get in touch with Originating Branch Manager Carrie Hansen at carrie.mortgage.

 
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Woebegone Wednesday
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that nine people are dead with 57 hospitalized in the listeria scare tied to recalled Boar's Head meats. Here is the full list of recalled Boar's Head products, from the Washington Post. No turkey products are on the list. 
   Ham/pork: All Natural Applewood Smoked Uncured Ham, All Natural Traditional Uncured Ham, BourbonRidge Uncured Smoked Ham, Brown Sugar & Spice Off the Bone Ham, Gourmet Pepper Brand Ham, Hickory Smoked Roast Uncured Ham, Italian Cappy Ham, Hot Italian Cappy Style Ham, Extra Hot Italian Cappy Style Ham, Maple Glazed Roast Pork Loin, Peppenero Garlic Ham, Porchetta Roasted Seasoned Pork (Foodservice), Roasted Pork, Rosemary & Sundried Tomato Ham, SmokeMaster Beechwood Smoked Ham, Sweet Slice Smoked Uncured Ham, Tavern Ham, Virginia Ham.
   Bologna/lunchmeat: Pork & Beef Bologna, 33% Lower Sodium Bologna, Beef Bologna, Beef Salami, Garlic Bologna, Head Cheese, Strassburger Brand Liverwurst, Liverwurst Pate, Olive Terrine Loaf, Pickle & Pepper Terrine Loaf, Spiced Ham.
   Frankfurters: Uncured Pork & Beef Frankfurters, Uncured Pork & Beef Frankfurters - Natural Casing, Uncured Beef Frankfurters, Uncured Beef Frankfurters- Natural Casing, Uncured Cocktail Frankfurters
   Sausage: Uncured Beef Knockwurst, Bratwurst, Hot Smoked Uncured Sausage, Uncured Kielbasa, All Natural Chicken Sausage - Smoked Andouille.
   Old Country: Old Country Brand All Natural Uncured Smoked Ham, Old Country Brand All Natural Uncured Ham, Old Country Brand Beechwood Smoked Ham, Old Country Brand Bourbon Ridge Smoked Ham, Old Country Brand Brown Sugar & Spice Delight Off the Bone Ham, Old Country Brand Cappy Brand Ham, Old Country Brand Gourmet Pepper Ham, Old Country Brand Habanero Ham, Old Country Brand Rosemary Tomato Ham, Old Country Brand Black Forest Ham, Old Country Brand Canadian Style Bacon, Old Country Brand Cappy Ham, Old Country Brand Hot Butt Cappy Ham, Old Country Brand Seasoned Fresh Ham, Old Country Brand Sweet Slice Smoked Ham, Old Country Brand Tavern Ham.

RIP Michel Guérard. The first chef whose restaurant won a full three Michelin stars for 40 consecutive years died recently at 91. He was the father of "cuisine minceur," the less-is-more school of cooking best known for his line "hold the butter." He died in his chateau in the Basque part of southwest France, surrounded by a full mile of grape vines.

Wednesday bargains
• Wine bottles are half price on Wednesdays at Trostel's Greenbriar (5910 Merle Hay Road, Johnston).

• Barntown's (9500 S.E. University Ave., West Des Moines) Wednesday specials are a pound of chicken tenders with fries and two sauces for $11.99, plus $13 core pitchers of beer.


• Wednesday is Biryani Festival at Chowrastha (5910 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines). Buy two and a third is free.


• Wednesdays bring steak night to Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines). Steaks are cooked to order with salad, potato and bread, $14.99.


• Kids eat free with every paying adult on Wednesdays at Chuck’s (3610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines).


• Rangemasters Training Center (10520 Hickman Road, Clive) has a Wednesday ladies day special of $13 per person for live firing range and one target. $10 handgun rentals or BYOG.


• It's cavatelli night at Eastside Eddie's (3517 E. 26th St., Des Moines) served with garlic bread for $10.


• Bordanaro's (6108 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) has a Wednesday-Thursday only special on carryout pizza. They start at $6.50 for a 10-inch cheese pie. Each ingredient added is an extra charge, but this pretty much adds up to half-price pies.

Panka Peruvian (2708 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has live jazz tonight. 
 
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Kyria Cutler never planned to call Iowa home.
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Morning chuckle

The answer to yesterday's riddle:

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Today's riddle:
What do you call a bison that lifts weights?

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